FOUR!
WOW! JUST WOW! This year’s March Madness Madness has broken my brain! Amazing games and an amazing tourney! The worst part?
Amanda Hugginkiss has won by outdistancing the rest of us. This only shows that you don’t need a proper education to win March Madness Madness. In fact, after Brainis sent me the message “Pay me biotch” (misspelling “bitch” in the best way possible), I was really proud that the simple folks can win this thing too.
So, Amanda Huginkiss nabbed first, that means second must be locked up too, right? WRONG!
Rookie of the Year Cliff Squared, Ballz Deep and Seedy Ones all have a shot at the $1,500 second place prize. The magic number is “8” which Seedy ones already have. If Virginia wins out, Cliff Squared is tied for second. If Texas Tech wins one more, they are tied for second. All of this predicated on Michigan State losing in the next round (and Seedy Ones not getting nine points.
So what does this all mean? It means it’s Madness… March Madness… Madness.
Results reflect tournament after Final Four is Set (Scores reflected were inputted April 2 after a decent amount of tequila…)
SEEDY ONES
Michigan St. (41) - 4
UCF (9) - 1 - OUT
Belmont (8) - OUT
Cincy (16) - OUT
Purdue (26) - 3 - OUT
Total Wins: 8
Tiebreaker number: 130
Vanilla Puff’s Army
Gonzaga (51) - 3 - OUT
Houston (28) - 2 - OUT
Nevada (11) - OUT
Florida (10) - 1 - OUT
Total Wins: 6 - OUT
Tiebreaker: 150
Fook Duck
VCU (8) - OUT
Kansas (23) - 1 - OUT
Wofford (16) - 1 - OUT
Syracuse (9) - OUT
Arizona St. (5) - OUT
Kansas St. (16) - OUT
Ohio St. (10) - 1 - OUT
St. Mary’s (5) - OUT
Northern Kentucky (8) - OUT
Total Wins: 3 - LAST PLACE
Tiebreaker Number: 139
Cliff Squared
Virginia (55) - 4
LSU (30) - 2 - OUT
Vermont (3) - OUT
15/16 S/MW (2) - OUT
Northeastern (5) - OUT
Total wins: 6
Tiebreaker number: 128
LL Cool J
Kentucky (40) - 3 OUT
Yale (10) - OUT
Tennessee (40) - 2 - OUT
Ole Miss (9) - OUT
Total wins: 5
Tiebreaker number: 141
Ballz Deep
Michigan (44) - 2 - OUT
Mississippi St. (17) - OUT
St. Louis (3) - OUT
Texas Tech (25) - 4
Old Dominion (2) - OUT
Minnesota (8) - 1 - OUT
Total wins: 7
Tiebreaker: 131
BackaRot Bois
Buffalo (19) - 1 - OUT
15/16 East/West - OUT
Villanova (25) - 1 - OUT
Utah St. (9) - OUT
Liberty (5) - 1 - OUT
Louisville (12) - OUT
New Mexico St. (5) - OUT
Maryland (14) - 1 - OUT
Georgia St. (4) - OUT
Total wins: 4 - FIRST OUT, 9th Place
Tiebreaker: 129
Myopics
Duke (60) - 4 - OUT
Wisconsin (10) - OUT
Florida St. (22) - 2 - OUT
Iowa (5) - 1 - OUT
Tiebreaker: 136
Total wins: 7
Amanda Huginkiss
Auburn (21) - 4
Virginia Tech (23) - 2 - OUT
Washington (8) - 1 - OUT
Oregon (10) - 2 - OUT
Oklahoma (7) - 1 - OUT
Marquette (8) - OUT
Seton Hall (10) - OUT
Baylor (9) - 1 - OUT
Total wins: 11 - LEADER AT FINAL FOUR BREAK, WINNER!
Tiebreaker number: 138
Going Back to Kally
North Carolina (62) - 2 -OUT
Murray St. (12) - 1 -OUT
Iowa St. (16) - OUT
UC Irvine (8) - 1 - OUT
Total Wins: 4 - OUT
Tiebreaker: 121